Collection: Humorous Hindi Awards

There they are! Together. And there. And there. Again. And again. Inseparable. Know anyone who fits this description? This is the award for them. 

They never break the rules. They never stray. They live to toe the official line. You know the type. Such a person is necessary to have in an organisation. They are, perhaps, as valuable as the mavericks. And that's why we have this award to celebrate them.

Do you know someone who always manages to find a way out, a solution, a fix, a path that you didn't know existed, this award is for them.

Tea and conversation is very much part of life. To the one who is always up for it and, what's more, is constantly trying to get others to join them goes this award.

Some folks have hidden talents that you discover one fine day out of the blue. To the chupa rustom who surprises the most with their quiet talents goes this award

As the name suggests, this is the award for the colleague who is always eating something or the other and ever ready to grab a quick bite. 

Every office has someone or the other who isn't afraid to speak their mind. Unfortunately, they may not be extremely popular because of this trait. That said, a person who speaks their mind is valuable to have on your team. Which is why it's a good idea to reward the ones who are skilled at being so, without being destructively disruptive while being so.

As the end of the day nears, it's time to unwind with a drink or three. For the person who cannot wait for this time of the day and, whats more, loves to invite others to join them, we have this fun offering.

There are people who are ever ready to join you for a smoke, or always inviting others to join them, or frequently away on their own for a 'quick' smoke. This is the award for them. And on that note, chal sutta maarte hai!

The world is full of chatterboxes. Well, to the chattiest of chatterboxes goes this award.

You wish a few more people were happy-go-lucky and chill at the workplace. And to the most easygoing person among these mast maulas goes this award.

For those who are never short of bright ideas and light up like incandescent lamps every time they are presented with an opportunity to come up with ideas, we have this award.

To the person who plays the best music. To the person you turn to to play DJ at every office party. To the person whose playlist you want to own, goes this award.

You marvel at this person's sense of style. At how they manage to always look...well, jhakaas! Okay, so you can't be like them, but you can certainly compliment them for setting a natty example for others with this jhakaas award.

Finding faults in something is perhaps one of the easiest things in the world to do. And some people are consummate pros at it. This award is for them. 

Do you know anyone with the proverbial memory of an elephant? Well, to this person who can reel off all sorts of seemingly forgotten things goes this award.

On occasion, fire fighting - figuratively speaking - is a thing you have to do at work. To the person who is doing it, pretty much, all the time goes this award.

Some people don't care much about the clothes they wear. Others, however, live to play dress-up! To the person who always looks overdressed goes this award.

Every office, possibly, has someone who fancies themselves as a bit of a Shashi Tharoor. To this English spouting, erudite, articulate, cultivated, sagacious, scholarly, and Tharoor-esque person goes this award.

They say, traditional values never go out of style. Well, this is the award for the person whose only style is to think traditionally about every thing in life!

Gossip is rife at the workplace. To the one (or ones) who does it more than the others and can't get enough of it goes this award.

Some folks believe they know everything about everything! What's more, they are not shy to let everyone know this. For these permanent gyaanis, we have this award

Once this person starts talking, there is no telling when they will stop. To this unrelenting teller of stories, some of which may even be interesting, goes this award.

No, no, this has nothing to do with detergent. This award is for the person at the workplace who is most elusive. Perhaps they are hanging out with the winner of the Chal Sutta Maarte Hai Award? Who knows.

An Enthu Cutlet, in case you weren’t aware, is an Indian slang word that refers to a supremely enthusiastic person. Now, enthusiasm is a desirable quality to have as a professional. Some have it in spades. And for the one who has more enthusiasm than anybody else, we have the Enthu Cutlet Award!

Truth be told, this person is a consummate fibber. Let them know you know their game by giving them this award. 

There are many people in this world whose mission in life is to play follow the leader and suck up to authority. To the best in this excessively 'agreeable' bunch goes this award. 

Some bosses are fearsome. They are usually irritated. Often rude. And always less than approachable. To the least agreeable in this lot goes this award.

Show-offs are all over the place. They can get on your nerves. This award is a gentle way to let them know that, perhaps, they ought to turn it down a notch. Or three. That said, this award may well tempt them to show off even more, considering they have won it!

Some people are a little too punctual for the organisation's good; by which we mean the ones who, no matter what, will pack up and leave the second the official working hours end. This award is a gentle, humourous way to encourage them to not be, like, so 'punctual,' especially when it comes to closing time.

This person may not say much or be very noticeable, but they are keen observers and know more than you think they do. Yes, you know exactly who we mean. And this award is for them.

Every workplace has its share of shirkers. You know them - the ones always looking for shortcuts, fobbing tasks off to others, and the like. For the shirker who does 'not doing what they are supposed to do' best, we have this award.